Unless you’re chiseled out of marble and have had your body sensuously mass-odged by Micolangy into something worthy of worship, you’re just another upright walking neanderthal like me. But I do think I look a lot like Enrique Iglesias. I caaan beeee yo heero, bey bey! (more…)

This ain’t no Doonesbury. (more…)

A lazy man can still keep children entertained. Sometimes I amaze myself. (more…)

It’s the little things in life that fuel the flames of resentment. (more…)

Man, that looks like fun. I wish I could raise that kind of money to make fun of politics. I’m serious. (more…)