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Oct 15, 2014

Jackpot Bloom Final Color Teaser

Jackpot Bloom Final Color Tease

Jackpot Bloom Final Color Tease

Oct 12, 2014

Edward Snowden Statue Secret Exposed!!!

Edward Snowden Statue Secret Exposed!!!

Edward Snowden Statue Secret Exposed!!!

There ain’t no hearts in the eyes of this Michaelangelo’s David!!! Beware!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL. No feathers up the butt of this one, wouldn’t want to animate it. Goatse!!!

Oct 11, 2014

New Bow Tie Preview

Oct 10, 2014

My bow tie is in!

Fancy bow-tie

Fancy bow-tie

Fancy bow-tie

Fancy bow-tie

It’s amazing how a $4 prop like a bow-tie can really sell the image.

Sep 29, 2014

President Obama Says Intelligence Community Sucks Balls

http://www.examiner.com/article/president-obama-throws-the-intelligence-community-under-the-bus-over-isis

Obviously. I don’t have to put up with the intelligence community’s harassment and bullshit either. Just because you work for a company with the word “intelligent” in it, doesn’t make you intelligent. And Obama criticizing how suck-ass you are gives you no excuse to assassinate him either.

As I’ve stated before, I’ll state it again, CIA/FBI/police etc ain’t nothing but a job. It’s real people. People with flaws: they’re corrupt, racist, stupid, ignorant, jealous, etc. And they’re suppose to make the big decisions for “us all”. SMDH.

Be of sound mind before you take the leap into the lavish world of national security. Not some loser coward who thinks a gun or killing kids will solve the world’s problems.

Sep 29, 2014

Flash Photography For Selfies

Svengali

Svengali

As I learn, flash photography makes you look more masculine because the light is so hot. It creates very deep and sharp shadows. I had to pull them out with Photoshop, but that’s how it’s done. It emphasizes a man’s jawline. LOL. However, it’s hard to keep your eyes open with the flash and look natural. Oh well, Halloween’s coming up. Here’s my Svengali look. LOL.

Sep 27, 2014

Additional Warp Fix on Auto Warp Distortion Selfies

If you’re using a smart phone’s camera, you have to be wary that because of the size of the camera lens, you’re going to get a lot of distortion. Instagram doesn’t let you fix that.

Before: Auto Warp Distortion

Before: Auto Warp Distortion

After: Adjusted in Photoshop CS2

After: Adjusted in Photoshop CS2

So I had to use a combination of Spherize and Warp tools in Photoshop CS2 to get it looking somewhat like me. I know I’m not that pudgy. The ideal is to match how your eyes see yourself in the mirror.

I know after tinkering with it in Photoshop, it made my forehead longer, but it looks closer to reality at least.

Sep 24, 2014

Bitcoin Value Spikes With Announcement of PayPal Partnership

http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-price-surges-positive-paypal-news/

Not cool. So, uh, it went from a measly USD$390 to $450. Big whoop. I still lost money in the game. Report something when the Bitcoin is back over $670. SMDH.

Sep 23, 2014

Pen Tonic Animated: Troll Country Episode 1 Anatomy of a Train Wreck

Sep 22, 2014

Wanted: Alice and the Wasp by Ralph Steadman

http://prints.ralphsteadmanshop.com/image/819088/ralph-steadman-alice-and-the-wasp#

So want. Anyone have USD$60 (£34) or want to buy it for me? Or maybe I’ll ask Johnny Depp to buy it for me, he always seem to be hanging around these guys.

Alice and the Wasp by Ralph Steadman

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