Oct 11, 2014

New Bow Tie Preview

Oct 10, 2014

My bow tie is in!

Fancy bow-tie

Fancy bow-tie

Fancy bow-tie

Fancy bow-tie

It’s amazing how a $4 prop like a bow-tie can really sell the image.

Sep 29, 2014

President Obama Says Intelligence Community Sucks Balls


Obviously. I don’t have to put up with the intelligence community’s harassment and bullshit either. Just because you work for a company with the word “intelligent” in it, doesn’t make you intelligent. And Obama criticizing how suck-ass you are gives you no excuse to assassinate him either.

As I’ve stated before, I’ll state it again, CIA/FBI/police etc ain’t nothing but a job. It’s real people. People with flaws: they’re corrupt, racist, stupid, ignorant, jealous, etc. And they’re suppose to make the big decisions for “us all”. SMDH.

Be of sound mind before you take the leap into the lavish world of national security. Not some loser coward who thinks a gun or killing kids will solve the world’s problems.

Sep 29, 2014

Flash Photography For Selfies



As I learn, flash photography makes you look more masculine because the light is so hot. It creates very deep and sharp shadows. I had to pull them out with Photoshop, but that’s how it’s done. It emphasizes a man’s jawline. LOL. However, it’s hard to keep your eyes open with the flash and look natural. Oh well, Halloween’s coming up. Here’s my Svengali look. LOL.

Sep 27, 2014

Additional Warp Fix on Auto Warp Distortion Selfies

If you’re using a smart phone’s camera, you have to be wary that because of the size of the camera lens, you’re going to get a lot of distortion. Instagram doesn’t let you fix that.

Before: Auto Warp Distortion

Before: Auto Warp Distortion

After: Adjusted in Photoshop CS2

After: Adjusted in Photoshop CS2

So I had to use a combination of Spherize and Warp tools in Photoshop CS2 to get it looking somewhat like me. I know I’m not that pudgy. The ideal is to match how your eyes see yourself in the mirror.

I know after tinkering with it in Photoshop, it made my forehead longer, but it looks closer to reality at least.

Sep 24, 2014

Bitcoin Value Spikes With Announcement of PayPal Partnership


Not cool. So, uh, it went from a measly USD$390 to $450. Big whoop. I still lost money in the game. Report something when the Bitcoin is back over $670. SMDH.

Sep 23, 2014

Pen Tonic Animated: Troll Country Episode 1 Anatomy of a Train Wreck

Sep 22, 2014

Wanted: Alice and the Wasp by Ralph Steadman


So want. Anyone have USD$60 (£34) or want to buy it for me? Or maybe I’ll ask Johnny Depp to buy it for me, he always seem to be hanging around these guys.

Alice and the Wasp by Ralph Steadman

Sep 21, 2014

Just $5 For Random Drawing In My Style


Here’s your chance, folks! Order something random from me before I become rich and famous! It’ll be fun!

Sep 20, 2014

Luddite Writes Article Tooting Horn of Kid Genius Outsmarting NSA


If there’s one thing I hate, it’s when my privacy is invaded. But there’s something else I hate: hypocrisy.

According to this Wired article, a middle school drop-out has “outsmarted” the NSA’s surveillance of chats and emails. To mention that he dropped out of middle school at the age of 13 implies that he’s somekind of genius and not some spoiled rich kid who had a big advantage in life. I’m sure he’s lacking in social skills and other stuff. He actually started writing his program when he was 18, he is now 22. I hate this stereotype of young teenagers being smart at technology. It’s technology industry’s propaganda to get young kids to become their slaves. Much like how Doogie Howser tricked kids to become doctors who eventually went on to star in Broadway plays. Go figure.

But he’s basing his software on an existing IP masking software called TOR. Which has been proven to be breakable.

I’m not too savvy on that shit, but I’m not a complete luddite either.

As long as you can follow that transmission, you will be able to find out where it’s coming from. Who cares if you change the binary data. That shit still has to go through a line or airspace. And when it does, it can be intercepted.

I’m just trying to be practical about it.

1. Consider that your rights and privacy are completely compromised.

2. You can be stupid and TOR all your communications and encrypt all your emails and all that shit, but that’s just not practical.

3. Just go about your day and keep doing what you’re doing. Those losers at the NSA, CIA, FBI, police, etc., can continue to harass and abuse you, but like many bullies, if you ignore them, they’ll soon disappear.

But unless you can really make the shit hit the fan and expose which federal scum are harassing you, completely out or blow their covers and make them lose their jobs, then don’t bother engaging them. Karma has a way of bringing justice.

If anything, America will fall because of these federal agents’ stupidity. You can trust me on that.