Posts Tagged ‘cook’

Apr 12, 2014

How to Bake Chicken… Without Poisoning Yourself!!!

Real tutorial. You don’t want violent and sloppy diarrhea do you?

Mar 25, 2014

How to Cook a Hot Dog or Salty Wiener!!!

Mar 19, 2014

How to Cook Plantain with Butter, Sugar, and Bacon Bits!!!

Simple. I butter up a baking sheet. Slice up a plantain. Bake that sonbitch at about 350°F for about 30 minutes until it’s golden brown. Dust a plate lightly with granulated sugar. Flip those slices from the baking sheet onto the sugared plate. Sprinkle some bacon bits on top of that mess.

Et voila! You just fed yourself for the night, big boy!

Oct 1, 2013

Salmon Caviar Review

I eat salmon roe caviar for the first time! Here’s my review. (more…)

May 28, 2013

Steamed Baby Spotted Catfish

I caught two baby spotted catfish a few days ago, and I only got around to cooking them this afternoon, steaming them to be more precise. Did they turn out good or worthy of dog food? (more…)