Posts Tagged ‘dating’

May 9, 2014

How To Screen Craigslist and Backpage Ads For Real People To Meet

By Chongchen Saelee

In this follow-up article to my previous one, I want to continue into the specific details and techniques I use to screen out fakes, time-wasters, cops, catfish, etc., when I’m trolling Craigslist and Backpage for dates. (more…)

Apr 27, 2014

Challenge: Document From Pitch To Home Run Via Craigslist/Backpage

By Chongchen Saelee

Now, I don’t know if there is a precedent, but my journalistic tendency is beckoning me to find some goober who would be ballsy enough to let me document their attempts at getting laid via Craigslist or Backpage. I bring my camera and film the entire process: hours emailing/texting, line-by-line play, getting groomed, meeting up, doing the deed as proof of concept, and then the aftermath. Confidentiality will be guaranteed. The only catch is that I get to reap the benefits from the documentation. Your identities will be concealed of course. This is probably the only time you’ll get this kind of protection by law, where journalists don’t have to give up their informants, which is what you’d be considered.

And who knows, maybe I can submit the story to Vice or something.

Apr 8, 2014

How to Spot a Transsexual 101

By Chongchen Saelee

NOTE: A transsexual is a person who completely physically changed from one gender to the other. A transvestite is a cross-dresser whose natural gender is intact. When I use the term “tranny” here, for this purpose, I only refer to transsexuals.

Okay, young ladies and gentleman. It might shock you that once you’ve blossomed into a sexually mature adult that you’re going to have to go out there and find a mate and procreate (if you so choose). And depending on what you’re into sexually, you might need to know how to find the proper mate (or sex parner might be more appropriate term) for yourself. Of course, my only experience is that of a straight born-male (or what the trannies call “cis”). But seeing as how I troll Craigslist a lot, I’ve encountered a many kinds of people, who too are looking for love or quick-love, but they are human nonetheless. So I won’t be too rude or crude. Here are my tips about how to spot transsexuals on the Internet: (more…)

Mar 17, 2014

Tinder: The Non-dating Dating App

By Chongchen Saelee

I couldn’t possible sell you on the fakeness that is Tinder like Slutever can, an app for iPhones and maybe Windows desktops (if you download some shady makeshift software), so I’ll just tell it how it is. Tinder is meant to be a casual dating resource, much like AdultFriendFinder or Fling is suppose to be, but without all the porn and bots. Ironically, Tinder turns out to be no different, it just dresses and presents itself more tamely. (more…)

Oct 7, 2013

How to Detect Fake Post or Ad on Craigslist or Backpage

By Chongchen Saelee

Oh, tonight was a frustrating waste of time. I chatted for nearly 2 hours with “someone”. It was supposedly a real local woman looking for a casual encounter on Craigslist. Usually, I can detect these easily because there are tell-tale signs, but I was inclined to believe this person was a local because she looked local in her pics. Anyway, it didn’t get anywhere. So let me share with you poor saps how to spot a fake post on Craigslist or Backpage anyway. It’s the least I can do. (more…)

Jun 18, 2013

Dr. Jinseng Kwak Returns: Asian Penis, Asian Men Black Women, Captain America, Yellow Niggers

The brilliant, affable, polite, and charming Dr. Jinseng Kwak returns! (more…)

Jul 16, 2012

The Economics of Dating When You’re Poor Bachelor

And women wonder where the prostitution stigma comes from. (more…)

May 26, 2010

Internet Dating Sexy Asians Meet Online Good Time

Yahoo Singles just sent me an e-mail saying that they’re selling out to Match.com. First off, Yahoo did not provide the best service for non-English named gents like myself. I know they’re trying to prevent spam, but do they no know that people out there don’t (more…)