Posts Tagged ‘life’
Sep 25, 2020
10 Things I’ve Learned Turning 37 Years Old

10 Things I’ve Learned Turning 37 years old
By Chongchen Saelee

Gaw dayum. I’m turning 37 years old next month. Here are 10 things I’ve learned in my existence:

1. People are in their final Dragon Ball Z form by the time they are around 22 years old in modern days because that’s when they experience the most responsibilities and exposure to harsh reality. Be grateful you live longer these days. I could have peaked at 32 years old with a dead 12 year old wife and dying of consumption and rickets. So look forward to a nice long healthy life in modern times.

2. If you’re single, date people within your age range given 5 years younger or older. Otherwise you won’t be able to relate to them. It’s a waste of time changing yourself for anyone at this age. Besides, unless you are a virgin or relatively inexperienced in dating by my age, these will literally be the best years of sex in your life because you are in peak shape and have proficient sex experience. Partner count doesn’t mean anything if you didn’t learn anything.

3. At the same time, sex isn’t important anymore. When I was young, I was having a lot of sex for validation or clout. (more…)

Apr 29, 2014
Don’t Let Anyone Stop You From Persuing Your Dreams

By Chongchen Saelee

As cliched as it has become, you only live one life. Forget God. Forget luck. Forget reincarnation. There is no such thing. You only live one life and then you die. That’s it. So in that time, you’d better have figured that out and make the most of it. And if you’re lucky enough to live in an environment that allows you to be happy, then by God, how ironic, you better be happy. (more…)

Nov 9, 2013
Post-coital Depression

By Chongchen Saelee

I’m single and I have one-night stands. And tonight got me depressed. (more…)

Apr 6, 2013
Film Critic Roger Ebert, Movies, and Significance of Celebrity

With the recent passing of American Film Critic/Icon Roger Ebert, it got me thinking about how the world works. (more…)

Apr 1, 2013
Draw My Life: Pen Tonic Style

The Untold Story… is now yours to own on Disney Blu-ray! Catch it for the first time! (more…)

Feb 7, 2013
How to Clean Snow Off Your Car or Prepare Your Car For Driving in Snow

If you’ve never lived in snow, but you love driving, well, don’t expect to cruise-control your way on icy roads. The thrill you get from “popping the hood down” with some bikini babes and having wind blow your hair is definitely not an option for you here. (more…)

Nov 30, 2012
Finding Your Purpose in Life

It’s a topic all over the Internet, but here’s my take. (more…)

May 6, 2012
Thoughts on Evoluton 2012

Professor X can really sell evolution if he’s played by Patrick Stewart. But here’s my take. (more…)