Posts Tagged ‘losing’

Nov 19, 2014

Nestle To Create Fat-Burning Drink For Lazy Fat F*cks

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/inside-the-ticker/nestle-is-brewing-a-fat-burning-drink-for-people-who-hate-exercise/ar-BBeFHZ8?ocid=mailsignout

Fuck Nestle! I wouldn’t trust any beverages from Nestle. Supposedly, they’ll utilize an enzyme that will boost your metabolism and auto-magically burn your fat while you sit on your fat ass instead of getting active like normal mammals do. It’s a perfect monopoly of the food industry. Nestle literally owns all the candy industry. They get you fat. Then they get you thirsty. Then they make you drink that fat away. And they got you hooked on their shit.

It’s like they don’t foresee stupid people abusing it and drinking holes into their stomachs, dying of ulcers or cancers. And people WILL DO THAT.

I won’t EVER talk shit about Nestle’s delicious chocolates, but damn, don’t touch the beverages.