Posts Tagged ‘nestle’

Nov 19, 2014

Nestle To Create Fat-Burning Drink For Lazy Fat F*cks

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/inside-the-ticker/nestle-is-brewing-a-fat-burning-drink-for-people-who-hate-exercise/ar-BBeFHZ8?ocid=mailsignout

Fuck Nestle! I wouldn’t trust any beverages from Nestle. Supposedly, they’ll utilize an enzyme that will boost your metabolism and auto-magically burn your fat while you sit on your fat ass instead of getting active like normal mammals do. It’s a perfect monopoly of the food industry. Nestle literally owns all the candy industry. They get you fat. Then they get you thirsty. Then they make you drink that fat away. And they got you hooked on their shit.

It’s like they don’t foresee stupid people abusing it and drinking holes into their stomachs, dying of ulcers or cancers. And people WILL DO THAT.

I won’t EVER talk shit about Nestle’s delicious chocolates, but damn, don’t touch the beverages.

Sep 16, 2014

Nestle and Dasani Water Makes You More Thirsty and Gives You Diarrhea

By Chongchen Saelee

I hate Nestle and Dasani brand bottled water. They put salt or some kind of chemical in it to make you more thirsty after drinking it. Your mouth outright dries up and you think you need more so you keep drinking. By the time you’ve realized you’ve been duped, then you get diarrhea, which makes you lose even more water from your system. Which makes you have to drink more of their water, if that’s what you accidentally bought.

And that’s the mistake Mom ALWAYS makes is buying Nestle or Dasani, only because the packaging looks good.

These companies can get away with it because it’s part of their trade secret. Those “natural minerals and flavors” they put in are salt and flouride or something “natural” but naturally makes you need to drink more water, especially want you to drink their water.

Scum companies.

Jackie Chan’s “The Tuxedo” hit on that plot.

Ice Mountain or even some generic brand distilled or purified water is more like how water should be.