All my years eating mayonnaise in sandwiches and egg or tuna salad and it never occurred to me to learn what it actually was. It wasn’t until I watched a clip of popular TV chef Gordon Ramsay show exactly how simple it is to make mayonnaise. Did you know all mayonnaise is simply beaten eggs and oil? Yeah. That’s all it is. So when you have that egg and bacon sandwich slathered with mayo, you may actually be eating twice as many eggs in one meal! And you wonder why you put on so much weight.
But point being, if you are looking for a cheap calorie boost, and you don’t have eggs lying around, then why not make yourself a literal mayo sandwich? I’ve done it and it works wonders. And strange how a jar of mayo seems to last longer than a dozen of actual eggs doesn’t it? That’s because oil doesn’t rot. When you mix the oil in with the egg proteins (that actually can rot), then it changes the nature of it. Granted, you’re also eating a lot of oil too, but eggs be eggs. And the oil may actually make it taste better. It always makes your fast food sandwiches taste better!
So if you a po boy, go make yeself a mayo sandwich and not be ashamed about it. Trust me, it is literally THE SAME THING as eating egg sandwich!
Some sad news. If you can’t think for yourself, soon the machines will do the thinking for you. The fact that a child has to be reminded not to post cyberbullying comments shows they weren’t taught any proper behavior outside of the Internet, aka the real world. And maybe that’s the perfect tool to control the masses. People are so dumb and ignorant they’re willing to let machines do the thinking for them nowadays.
I wonder why it’s so hard for some people to learn not to hurt others if they don’t want to be hurt themselves. That’s something we all learn growing up… unless you were completely bulletproof and stepped on people your whole life, never understanding hate and suffering. But people who probably grow up advantageous in society probably don’t use a lot of technology.
Poor people, on the other hand, for fear they look ignorant or not caught up with the times, are the ones who consume the most technology. So I wager it’s them doing the most trash-talking. Just letting it out. Prime candidates for mind control because they surrender it willingly so as not to look dumb and uneducated.
And women wonder where the prostitution stigma comes from. (more…)