Posts Tagged ‘sex’

May 9, 2014

How To Screen Craigslist and Backpage Ads For Real People To Meet

By Chongchen Saelee

In this follow-up article to my previous one, I want to continue into the specific details and techniques I use to screen out fakes, time-wasters, cops, catfish, etc., when I’m trolling Craigslist and Backpage for dates. (more…)

Apr 27, 2014

Food Flavors, Textures, Shapes Freudian Substitute For Genitals By Culture

By Chongchen Saelee

I know I can’t possibly be the only adult here to make the correlation. Why is it that very “adult foods” seem to have such close tastes to genitals? I’m not trying to be juvenile here (in this case, you’d have to be a sexually-active juvenile to be able to even relate to this). Because adults like to throw around “aphrodisiac” this and that, when in actually these foods don’t do shit for people’s libidos.

And I reiterate, unless you’ve engaged in oral sex, you won’t possibly be able to relate to this article. Unless you’ve eaten said “adult foods”, then you won’t be able to make the correlation either. Anyway, here’s my observations on those “adult foods”: (more…)

Apr 27, 2014

Challenge: Document From Pitch To Home Run Via Craigslist/Backpage

By Chongchen Saelee

Now, I don’t know if there is a precedent, but my journalistic tendency is beckoning me to find some goober who would be ballsy enough to let me document their attempts at getting laid via Craigslist or Backpage. I bring my camera and film the entire process: hours emailing/texting, line-by-line play, getting groomed, meeting up, doing the deed as proof of concept, and then the aftermath. Confidentiality will be guaranteed. The only catch is that I get to reap the benefits from the documentation. Your identities will be concealed of course. This is probably the only time you’ll get this kind of protection by law, where journalists don’t have to give up their informants, which is what you’d be considered.

And who knows, maybe I can submit the story to Vice or something.

Apr 8, 2014

How to Spot a Transsexual 101

By Chongchen Saelee

NOTE: A transsexual is a person who completely physically changed from one gender to the other. A transvestite is a cross-dresser whose natural gender is intact. When I use the term “tranny” here, for this purpose, I only refer to transsexuals.

Okay, young ladies and gentleman. It might shock you that once you’ve blossomed into a sexually mature adult that you’re going to have to go out there and find a mate and procreate (if you so choose). And depending on what you’re into sexually, you might need to know how to find the proper mate (or sex parner might be more appropriate term) for yourself. Of course, my only experience is that of a straight born-male (or what the trannies call “cis”). But seeing as how I troll Craigslist a lot, I’ve encountered a many kinds of people, who too are looking for love or quick-love, but they are human nonetheless. So I won’t be too rude or crude. Here are my tips about how to spot transsexuals on the Internet: (more…)

Mar 17, 2014

Tinder: The Non-dating Dating App

By Chongchen Saelee

I couldn’t possible sell you on the fakeness that is Tinder like Slutever can, an app for iPhones and maybe Windows desktops (if you download some shady makeshift software), so I’ll just tell it how it is. Tinder is meant to be a casual dating resource, much like AdultFriendFinder or Fling is suppose to be, but without all the porn and bots. Ironically, Tinder turns out to be no different, it just dresses and presents itself more tamely. (more…)

Nov 9, 2013

Post-coital Depression

By Chongchen Saelee

I’m single and I have one-night stands. And tonight got me depressed. (more…)

Oct 7, 2013

How to Detect Fake Post or Ad on Craigslist or Backpage

By Chongchen Saelee

Oh, tonight was a frustrating waste of time. I chatted for nearly 2 hours with “someone”. It was supposedly a real local woman looking for a casual encounter on Craigslist. Usually, I can detect these easily because there are tell-tale signs, but I was inclined to believe this person was a local because she looked local in her pics. Anyway, it didn’t get anywhere. So let me share with you poor saps how to spot a fake post on Craigslist or Backpage anyway. It’s the least I can do. (more…)

Jun 21, 2013

Asian Penis: Fiction, Truth, and Remedy

The Good Doctor talks about a horrible epidemic used against Asian men. (more…)

Jun 18, 2013

Dr. Jinseng Kwak Returns: Asian Penis, Asian Men Black Women, Captain America, Yellow Niggers

The brilliant, affable, polite, and charming Dr. Jinseng Kwak returns! (more…)

Dec 15, 2012

Through the Eyes of an Idiot Adult: First Sex

This satirical piece is written with YouTube’s NigaHiga in mind for the main player/narrator. He doesn’t have to pay me for it, as long as he gives me credit for writing it. (more…)