Posts Tagged ‘youtube’

Sep 29, 2016

My New YouTube Series: Asian Snacks + Drinks Review Series

Check it out! Hopefully I can record reviews for each of these Asian products and get a YouTube series out of it. Hope you look forward to it!

Aug 14, 2014

5000+ Views for Asian Penis Video???!! Wuzzah???

The world never ceases to amaze me…

Jul 20, 2014

Eastfist YouTube Channel Ad Space For Sale!!!

Eastfist YouTube Channel Ad Spaces For Sale!

Eastfist YouTube Channel Ad Spaces For Sale!

Pick your spot, make me an offer, and let’s do business!!!

Jul 19, 2014

I Need Your Help!!!

For more information on how to sponsor, advertise, or donate, feel free to contact me.

Jul 18, 2014

Top Ten YouTubers According to SocialBlade To Beat

Top Ten YouTubers by SocialBlade

Top Ten YouTubers by SocialBlade

By Chongchen Saelee

As of this post, PewDiePie is the top YouTuber in the world. He posts more than one video per day, and each video gets about 4 million views on average. According to the Internet, he brings YouTube about $60 million in ad revenue. But his actual cut isn’t well-known. Some estimate he is a billionaire by now.

But I don’t really care for PewDiePie, although I’ve checked out some of his videos and don’t get his appeal. He seems like he’s on mad ADHD. So how he could gain that many viewers and subscribers really makes me question his success.

He’d have to be some kind of heir to Swedish money or something. They just make it look like he’s earning it commercially.

Anyway, I know that SocialBlade is the official statistics bean counter for YouTube. They don’t have to lie that they are doing people a service “for free”. Much like any business network, it takes a lot of companies put together to make an ecosystem work. YouTube’s stats bean-counting, then, is done by SocialBlade. So SocialBlade is technically YouTube. They are one in the same.

Why can I say this? Because you’d need somekind of handshake to access all the user’s stats like that. And you need somekind of heavy coordination because there are millions of YouTube accounts to be tabulated. Thus, I think SocialBlade is pretty much the official bean counter for YouTube, aka is YouTube.

Anyhoo, the point of this post was to set a goal for myself on who I must beat in the YouTube game. So now I must find a gimmick to beat PewDiePie. It’s got to be like that scene in Will Smith’s “Pursuit of Happyness” where instead of fighting other competitors just above you, you go all the way to the top and do battle. Because no matter what, you’ll fall all the way back to the bottom anyway.

So, I suppose, I need to don the Asian PewDiePie mask now? Here comes Asian PewDiePie!!!

Jun 21, 2014

Eastfist on Yahoo! News

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technology-blog/dark-knight-rises-speed-paintings-condense-hours-minutes-173714904.html

Where was this when I needed the views?

May 20, 2014

Best of Asian YouTubers 2014

By Chongchen Saelee

Greetings, my loyal followers! I thought I’d give an update of the best of Asian YouTubers. You can view the previous title holders here.

So, without further ado: (more…)

Apr 9, 2014

What Would You Do For $100?!!!

If you’re in Green Bay, Wisconsin, what would you do for USD$100?!!!

I won’t gip you like those losers on YouTube, but it is still a video for YouTube. If you’re in Green Bay, Wisconsin, and you’d like a chance to win $100 cash, send me a link to an audition video about what you would do for $100. If the idea compels me enough, I’ll bring my camera and I’ll film you making a fool of yourself and I’ll pay you $100!!!* It’s that simple!!! What are you waiting for, send me your submissions today!

*You’d sign a release form and give me certain rights to your likeness and other technical stuff. But you still get paid $100!

Mar 18, 2014

Sitting and Farting!!!

Feb 21, 2014

How to Gain More Views on YouTube!!!